March Employee Pet of the Month

My fellow All Animals Family,

It’s time for Employee Pet of the Month again!! And this month it goes to Beaufort! Now, I have to admit, I am honestly jealous of his life. Beaufort has horses! I mean, come on!! How do I not have horses?

Anyway, Beaufort is a great doggo! He is constantly helping his humans clean up around the house by eating poop. Beau tells me kind of poop, in order, is:

1. Horse

2. Kitters

3. His own

While I don’t personally understand that cuisine choice, who am I to judge? Mom asks if I want a snicker-snacker and then gives me broccoli. Like I don’t know there is BACON in this world!

Anyway, Beaufort seems like a good guy! His Mom says he is very dumb, but that doesn’t make him bad. From what I have seen, Beau is very helpful, kind, and loving. I don’t know if you could ask for a better friend. Although, maybe you could ask for one with better breath…